I'm asking how much you need so that I can determine how much I need from you.
[He's so nervous? It's really cute tbh.]
How about this: I will give your household a coffeemaker at this par, along with a cute little cart. If you and your friends can roll this cart around and serve up coffee with a smile at least three times a week, then I'll keep supplying you with the coffee you want. Does that sound fair?
[He's definitely nervous; this is so not his strong suit, though at least he's not worried about getting half the city killed or something if he says the wrong thing. And okay, that deal does sound pretty good and definitely longer-standing than the whole emoji plan, but if he agrees to this without consulting the others they might break his good knee.]
That totally sounds fair, but would you mind if I like... Asked the others what they thought first? I don't want to commit them to it without permission, but I think they'll probably say yes.
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Um, I don't exactly know like... The exchange rate of emotions to coffee--if generating like, delight is what you'd want in return--but uh... Here.
[He sends her the note Emily had written out for him, giving specifications for what exactly constitutes good coffee.]
We go through a lot of coffee when we have like, the opportunity, so... As much as is fair?
[Nevermind this is hard after all. Not because it's scary, but because he's just not a great negotiator.]
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[He's so nervous? It's really cute tbh.]
How about this: I will give your household a coffeemaker at this par, along with a cute little cart. If you and your friends can roll this cart around and serve up coffee with a smile at least three times a week, then I'll keep supplying you with the coffee you want. Does that sound fair?
[Video]
That totally sounds fair, but would you mind if I like... Asked the others what they thought first? I don't want to commit them to it without permission, but I think they'll probably say yes.
[Video]
Of course. Let me know what you decide.
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