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Dᴇʟɪɢʜᴛ ([personal profile] secondreturned) wrote2016-03-23 10:20 am
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Oh hello!!!

Leave a message for me, and I'll get back to you when I can. Hopefully you won't have to wait too long!


[[ooc: for time sensitive requests, feel free to contact me at [plurk.com profile] raelet for preapprovals!]]
torrefied: (i remember when we were gambling to win)

[personal profile] torrefied 2016-06-03 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh fuck his life all over again.]

... You know, for gods, you're really not terribly knowledgeable about the people you've got under your respective thumbs here.

[Mello sighs loudly.]

Do you know anything about sexual intercourse, or do I need to start at square one?
torrefied: (there's a pattern in the system)

[personal profile] torrefied 2016-06-03 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Your assumption is correct, in most cases. Sometimes, fertilization occurs externally, through scientific procedures, though that's not really germane to the topic at hand here.

[Mello does not want to get stuck explaining IVF to gods who don't even really know how human bodies work. He pinches the bridge of his nose, a futile attempt at staving off the headache he can already feel forming.]

Sex for humans isn't always about reproduction. In fact, more often than not, sex is about the experience - which, unless they're doing it incredibly wrong, people find intensely pleasurable. Which is why I thought you'd be the best choice for this request - you would greatly benefit from the outcome.

So to answer your question - yes. We humans need contraceptive devices to prevent pregnancy during these ... recreational sexual episodes. And not just pregnancy - there are a number of diseases that are spread through sexual contact, and barrier devices like condoms prevent that from happening.
torrefied: (i remember when we were gambling to win)

[personal profile] torrefied 2016-06-05 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
[... The idea of a mechanical contraceptive brings a whole world of no to Mello's mind. Curse his expansive vocabulary!!]

No ... you know how knives and swords have a sheath they fit into? They're like that.
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[personal profile] torrefied 2016-06-08 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Latex or polyurethane, mostly. Leather is useful for a lot of things, but that isn't one of them.
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[personal profile] torrefied 2016-06-11 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Much appreciated. I think you'll be happy with the results.